angy

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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phgoh

huh?
i dun catch it.

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angy

lol. i dono how to help. read again? O-o

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shypineapple

........lolz

My mind fails to understand
What my heart tells me to do
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zhenrynn

This is meant to be a joke lar.
Lols !

haruX

lol.. i guess it means that algebra is hard and tools like a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator is needed o_O.

chuawl

like that also can...LoL...

To live, To die.
To breath, to Cry.
All because I kissed the world goodbye.

I lost the love I use to feel. Now it just one big empty hole.
I don't understand how this could all just happen.
But the ones I use to love are no longer there…
I give and give and yet I still get nothing in return.
So as I was saying...

To live, to die
To breath, to cry
And it’s all because I kissed you goodbye.

khellvinne

veerrryyyy deeeeepppp ler~

Simplicity~

LOLS. nice one.

& Expressing affections to the other reveals your weakness.
I Love no more. I Feel no more.

Kelis

too chim!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But, today is a gift, that's why it is called "Present".


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shypineapple

lame.....lolx =.=

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What my heart tells me to do
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Kathrynn

wow.. so chim man.. lols

gumok

Lolx...