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06-05-2007, 09:29 PM
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| | Peach ^^
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| Quote: | | | | | An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: “I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says: “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.”
The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!”
The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!”
“Oh, Thank God!,” the man replies.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “you no worry! Wait two weeks... it fall off by itself!” | | | | |   To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. NEW UPDATES - Visit my blog @
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06-05-2007, 09:32 PM
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haha at least that american tourist saved some money for the operation To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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06-05-2007, 10:12 PM
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hmm i think post b4 le
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06-05-2007, 10:20 PM
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LOL. fall off by itself! woot. xD | 
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06-05-2007, 11:33 PM
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| | lao shi
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wah seh it'll fall off by itself.. poor man.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ~SiLeNcEdReAmEr~
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06-05-2007, 11:46 PM
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LOL. in the end will still lose his penis. | |
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06-05-2007, 11:57 PM
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| | Je Adore
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,057 Gender:
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lol.... any idea wat is Mongolian VD | |
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07-05-2007, 01:43 AM
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OMG... | |
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07-05-2007, 09:13 AM
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haha..nv hav unprotected sex if she is nt ur partner ar... | |
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08-05-2007, 11:00 AM
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Hahaha! Can save $$ by letting it fall off rather than going for amputation. 
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13-05-2007, 12:32 PM
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lollllllllllllll nice joke =)
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14-05-2007, 07:36 PM
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hahahahahaha....funny
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14-05-2007, 08:50 PM
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Whaaaakakakakakaka!!!! Oh my... Hahahahahahaha... It will drop on it's own... | |
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