Altumangel

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you under three conditions."

"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

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Benkee

aww.. she did not know his is soooo long... maybe she will reconsider her request.. lol

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lol..
she wan long dick..
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ix0r4

ROFL~

Is the wealthy foreign ambassador from Egypt?

princesstaqinah

LOL! But something like this was posted before leh...

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People that do know me wish I were.


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KaLeen

ya lor...posted le

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Altumangel

really ?? where ?? sorry if really posted b4 :biggrin4:
anyway hehe, thanks for supporting

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chow_sw

read b4

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tear

haha =P hmmm he din tell her...too long...mayb she wont mind =P

uyen

she notty =x

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不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

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adriansim

i think it been posted before

id_peace

she did not want to marry him, just wanna tekan him and who know he had been able to out perform what she asked

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