A Guy A guy was staying at the Ritz Hotel in London. One day, whilst out seeing the sights, he removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A woman with a silky, sexy, soft voice answers and asks how she may help him. The guy starts listing his sexual preferences in fairly graphic detail, ending off by asking the woman what she thinks. The woman responded with;
"I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first..........to get an outside line." |