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Old 15-09-2007, 08:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an ancient lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced three times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "Nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"


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Old 15-09-2007, 11:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Women are absolutely impossible to understand...
Even the genie gave up.. xD
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Old 15-09-2007, 11:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hmm,so true xD

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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Old 15-09-2007, 11:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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building a bridge is easier than understanding women...haha
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Old 16-09-2007, 06:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha..even a genie finds making a man understand woman impossible

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Old 16-09-2007, 10:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haas, thanks for the joke !
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Old 17-09-2007, 12:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Very hard to understand mehz?.. =.=

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i tink gals r easier to uds then guys

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