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15-09-2007, 08:53 PM
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| | Vampire Bear Bear Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,091 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 13,830.75 | A florida genie A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an ancient lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced three times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "Nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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15-09-2007, 11:41 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 86 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 57.83 | Re: A florida genie Women are absolutely impossible to understand...
Even the genie gave up.. xD |
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15-09-2007, 11:52 PM
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| | 소원 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,806 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 11,139.99 | Re: A florida genie hmm,so true xD 人情味不是偏私而是博爱,
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌,
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" |
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15-09-2007, 11:55 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,347 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,050.85 | Re: A florida genie building a bridge is easier than understanding women...haha |
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16-09-2007, 01:47 AM
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| | Monster.Leen Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,433 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,951.73 | Re: A florida genie ya...indeed |
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16-09-2007, 06:19 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,511 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: A florida genie haha..even a genie finds making a man understand woman impossible Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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16-09-2007, 10:08 PM
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| | double u, Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,266 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 413.90 | Re: A florida genie haas, thanks for the joke ! |
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17-09-2007, 12:33 AM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 205 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 299.20 | Re: A florida genie LOL |
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17-09-2007, 12:34 AM
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| | Bunneh ChOmpEr Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 380 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 334.58 | Re: A florida genie Very hard to understand mehz?.. =.= 1 Corinthians 13:4-13 The verse from a friend which brought me back to the one I loveTo view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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17-09-2007, 12:50 PM
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| | retainer SGClubber Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,813 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,464.44 | Re: A florida genie i tink gals r easier to uds then guys BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB Retainer Gal Bear Bear [/font] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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