Altumangel

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000.

The loan officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title, and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5000 and the interest due on the loan which amounts to $15.41. The loan officer says: "Sir- we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we were a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out, and discovered that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why you would bother to borrow $5000?"

The Chinese man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return????":biggrin4:

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jasontitan

... wah power. a good way to save carparking

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muffin

haha, very smart.

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chow_sw

come across the same version rich man use bank 2 take care his x car

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chow_sw

come across the same version rich man use bank 2 take care his x car

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serendipity

hahaha! a joke that is almost realistic! good one.

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seacsub

Read it before in an old email. But still as funny and witty as ever.

genzo2106

saw this b4..the guy is really a shrewd businessman

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kaiten

lolz.. no wonder he's a multi millionaire..

princesstaqinah

He's good in saving money... no wonder so rich!

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YOURLOVER

wise guy =D