MelvinLee

There was once a bus conductor, and he had really bad anger management problems, One day a woman on the bus refused to pay the fare. Well, the bus conductor got so angry he killed her. He was tried and sentenced to death by the electric chair.

The day for his execution came, and they took him out of his cell and brought him to the chair. The guard said, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

The guards rewired the chair and tested it a few times, and it worked perfectly. They brought the man back and said, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

Well, the guards bought a brand new electric chair. This one was amazing: leather seats, gold-plated armrests studded with rubies, the works. It was an incredible sight.

They brought the man back and asked, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened.

Now, in this particular state, there was a law that if someone survived the electric chair three times, he must be set free. So the man was released, and as soon as he stepped out of the prison, the press was all over him. He walked through the crowd and the flashing cameras until he saw a small man who asked, "Have you discovered some miraculous phenomenon of unripe green bananas?"

"No," he replied, "I've just always been a bad conductor."

I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.

Tinselteeth

not very funny lol :p

vileus

ok lah. quite funny

Weiwei

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:speechless:

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lynnlucky

ehh.. ????

Margulis

Banana is just to distract you. Bad conductor (insulator).... bad bus conductor. :notimpressed2:

gellyman

my head pain....

idiiotpiiggy

ehs.
dots.

Everyone has the power to make others happy; some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it

micxiao

similar to something i posted a long time ago... yours doesn't seem as good/funny

SOLVE THE PUZZLE
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus,
but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came
under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to
the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at
all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment . He was taken to
the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was
strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to
everyone's amazement, he survived.

The judge decided to set him free and he returned to his profession. After
a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board
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bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time
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good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him
to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital
punishment. The conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where
there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel
at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage
current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he
survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the
court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong,but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave
him capital punishment.
The conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there
was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at
one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage
current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions,but died
instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is
perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still you
couldn't, Then see below.........

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Answer : During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time,
he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he
died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity???