Altumangel

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.



All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.



The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'



The guy says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'



The bartender says, 'What do you do in Canada?'



The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'



The bartender says, 'A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?'



No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals.'



The bartender grins and yells,



' He's okay boys. He's one of us.'

genzo2106

oops!!!! the new zealanders mounts animals??

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