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Old 03-05-2008, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin 爸可以我不可以?

公车上有一对母子,五岁的儿子吵着要尿尿..

妈妈:别吵,就要到了,忍一忍!过了几个站,

  儿子又吵着要尿尿,说他忍不了....

  儿子:我不行了,可不可以在角落小便?

  妈妈:要死啊?这么没规矩!!说着,便打了儿子一下.车上的人不免同情那小孩,年纪小,尿急了当然不能 忍太久....

  儿子:妈,我真的不能忍了,不然你张开口,让我尿在你嘴里....

  妈妈:怎么可以?

  儿子:为什么爸爸可以,我不可以?

  一下子,车上鸦雀无声....

  下一站,那女子抱了孩子匆匆下车了.....


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Old 03-05-2008, 11:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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wa lao.
LOL.
haha.

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Old 03-05-2008, 04:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol....wat the heck....
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wah hahaha!!
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my chinese is bad.. i dont understand the last part where they go down the bus.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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the kid say, y dad can pee in your mouth but i cant?
the whole bus was silent suddenly...
so the mother grab the kid and ran off at the next stop.
(because she feel embarass, cuz... u dunno?)


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Old 03-05-2008, 06:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol omg..


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Old 04-05-2008, 12:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL the dad sorta "pee" in the mom's mouth and the son saw LMAO.

and so funny lah, the kid say "why daddy can i cannot?"

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Old 04-05-2008, 03:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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rofl... do it but dun get caught. =x

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Old 04-05-2008, 03:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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LoL
quite funny
the kid saw it?erm
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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good one....LOL~~

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What my heart tells me to do
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hey, I like this joke!

Sometimes...greatness is not what you accomplish, is what you overcome.



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Old 04-05-2008, 12:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL.mum was owned
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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LOL


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Old 04-05-2008, 12:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol!
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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LOL !!


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Old 04-05-2008, 01:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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haha, great idea
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:11 AM   #18 (permalink)