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Default 女生宿舍,男生止步(纯熟娱乐)


大学女生宿舍,为防止男生进入,门卫阿姨在宿舍楼的大门上用粉笔写道:


  “女生宿舍,男生请勿进。”


  几天后,忽然发现“勿”字被擦去,变成了:“女生宿舍,男生请进。”气愤之余,阿姨将它改为:“女生宿 舍,男生请止步。”


  未料,两天后的早上,有女生发现,“止”字被好事者添了一笔,变成了:


  “女生宿舍,男生请正步进。”


  阿姨非常气愤将它改为:“女生宿舍,请男同志自觉止步。”可第二天早上,阿姨唠叨着说她的血压升高。原 来“步”字被擦掉,“止”字又减了一笔,成了:“女生宿舍,请男同志自觉上。”


  众女生哗然。阿姨决定将战斗进行到底,于是又写道:“此乃女生宿舍,男的一律免进!”阿姨颇为得意这一 杰作,女生们也称这次男生肯没戏。


  然而,当天下午,女生们上完课,回寝室,刚到宿舍门口,忽听几个女生尖声狂笑。阿姨连忙出来,冲到门前 ,晕了过去,上面写着:“此乃女生宿舍,男的一律免票进入!”

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