 $80,000 Mortgage
An 8 year old boy asks his daddy for a bike. Dad says "I can't afford a new bike right now, I got an $80,000 mortgage". The son sulked off disappointed. The following day when mom and dad returned home from work the son was on the front porch with his suitcase packed and said "I'm out of here!" . The father asked "What do you mean your out of here?" The son replied,"Yeah, I heard you two last night. Dad said he was pulling out, Mom said she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I gonna get stuck here with no bike and an $80,000 mortgage!" | 
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