Altumangel

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked ' Is my time up ?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
and have a face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour
and brighten her teeth !
Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
'I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance ?'

And God replied: (You'll love this)..............

khellvinne

yeah, i knw the answer...u wan me to tell? LOL~

yukio

share leh share leh! what is the answer lol

cute wormz

huh?....wats the answer

Siong2

Still waiting?

yukio

share leh share leh.. faster.. =x

anberlin

i did not recognize you

You think you're unsafe but it's not over. Accept for who you are, You are not alone.... There is always beauty in one's imperfections, so do not go hysterical about anything you deemed to see not up to your liking..... I am not one of them....

yukio

ehhh i think this is correct. lol.. but god is here to take away our lives one meh?

gumok

Haha...