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14-08-2007, 09:58 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,116 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 3,334.48 |  驱鬼十一招
要是你 被 鬼 骚 扰， 您该怎么办呢？从古至今流传许多驱鬼的方法， 都十分传神。
现在介绍你「驱鬼十一招」， 保你受用无穷！
■第一招：佩玉
玉乃是吉祥之饰物， 佩玉则百邪不侵。 但要特别注意， 可不要买到塑胶或玻璃的仿冒品！
■第二招：倒放扫帚
在睡觉之前， 把帚反过来靠于墙角， 包准一睡到天亮。
■第三招：破中指
本招完全是应急的方法， 万一手中没有其他法宝， 快一点破中指以血溅之！
■第四招：红线捉鬼
碗中盛满干净的水， 碗口外沿围上一条打了活结的红色丝线， 摆在桌下或床下手， 可煮沸一锅油，好来个「油炸鬼」！
■第五招：挂钟馗像
俗传钟馗是「鬼中之王」， 最喜欢抓小鬼下酒， 真是标准的「鬼见愁」！问题是鬼太多了， 好意塞两只请
客， 那可怎么得了！
■第六招：古钱
将古代方孔通宝， 不拘大小， 以红线悬于颈间， 乃因古钱历经万人之手， 可集众人之阳气， 以抵御阴间鬼魂。
■第七招：挂八卦
在家宅的门楣上方挂上八卦图， 包准鬼魅不敢入屋。 但有一点要特别注意的， 如果你是买到外行人画的，
或自己为了省钱而自行画了权充， 连所谓的「乾」、「坤」都弄错了。 那可要倒媚了！
■第八招：斩鸡头
这可不是「选举」专用的招术， 苦家宅不干净， 杀鸡时， 一刀斩下鸡头扔过屋顶， 也能驱鬼。 这是古法，
用在现代， 住宅是高楼大厦， 万一是摩天楼， 如果您能扔得过， 那就是真的有鬼了呢！
■第九招：唬鬼
事先在手心用毛笔写上「我是鬼」， 这个道理和以人制人的道理是一样的。
■第十招：虎牙
除非，碰上的是棺材里伸手――死要钱的！ 虎能役使「伥鬼」，猛虎的尖牙更显威力十足，因此经常可以看
到项链的坠子是颗虎牙。 可得检查是不是被虫蛀了， 或者是假货冒充， 被不道德的商人用来「骗鬼」了。
■第十一招．大喊救命
假如上面琐的驱鬼妙方全部施展了，仍旧没有效力，我们愿意透露最后， 也是最有效的一种----快快闭上眼
睛， 深吸一口气， 运出丹田之力，然后……大喊救命！ | 
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14-08-2007, 10:00 PM
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| | Adrian
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i like the last method  | |
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14-08-2007, 10:10 PM
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| | Vampire Bear Bear
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is tis mean to be a joke  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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14-08-2007, 10:25 PM
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| | It Rain Not that K.Rain
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Wa Sei.... agree... the method could be very useful...... :biggrin4: | |
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15-08-2007, 10:56 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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the last one is funny but i think more effective To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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15-08-2007, 11:20 AM
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lol... best thing always comes the last...
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16-08-2007, 12:54 AM
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| | Monster.Leen
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haha...last one damn gd | |
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16-08-2007, 01:00 PM
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| | Mrs Woon
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the last method is the most useful | |
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18-08-2007, 10:59 PM
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| | Miss Jas
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the last method is the best | |
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