BasTaI2d

話說在美國某小鎮上,
有一位老郵差要退休了
鎮上每戶人家知道此事後,
紛紛在老郵差最後一次送信時,
送給他一分精緻的退休禮物.
老郵差就這麼沿著舊徑離情依依地送著信,
滿心溫情地收下禮物.
當他送到史密斯家時,
史密斯夫人熱情地招呼他入內,
呈上一杯香濃的咖啡後,
請老郵差在樓下稍帶一會兒
,她也有一份特別的禮物要送給老郵差.五分鐘後,
夫人一襲性感薄紗站在二樓樓梯口,
輕聲換老郵差上樓來.老郵差心想, 這也是人家一番厚意, 總是不能推卻...
唉! 拼了老命也不能辜負人家.
於是兩人便翻雲覆雨一番.禮物收完後,
老郵差向夫人答謝,正要轉身離去時,
夫人喊道:「等一下,我還要給你十元呢!」
這時老郵差不得不納悶, 怎麼有這麼好的事呢?
便問夫人:「難道史密斯先生不會介意?」
夫人答道:「這事是我先生昨晚和我商量好的...」
老郵差聽了更是驚訝.
夫人繼續說:「昨天晚上,我和我先生聊天時提到你快要退休了,我問他,我們該送老郵差什麼禮物 ?」
他就說:「幹！那個老郵差，給他十元吧」
這個故事告訴我們，說話就說話，
不要老是在話裡加一些髒話語助詞!!

uyen

可怜的老郵差:speechless:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

BasTaI2d

Shouldn't the postman be lucky instead of poor? lol...

uyen

退休金才10元。。

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

Wintermaul

Lol if this is in English then its easier to understand =X

Bear Bear Family Tree Club
I am the Hip Hop Bear Bear :rock:

我会选择离开 微笑告别伤害
我知道你心中的那份遗憾
当你为她带上幸福的头盖
我含泪祝福 你有美的未来

想飞到千里外 期待一切重来
想洗去你对你的所有依赖
但谢谢你 让我体会了真爱
我永远记得你 心中的遗憾



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chow_sw

post b4 in eng

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KaLeen

it meant onli to give $10 but e wife mistook tat go to bed with him n give hin $10

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genzo2106

the english version had been posted b4 le

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