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Old 19-07-2007, 02:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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老婆出差一星期，这让我很是高兴。平时老婆看得比较紧，不让我出去和朋友打牌。老婆这一走，我兴奋异常，甚 至把朋友约到了家里打牌。

　　昨天，我正在和朋友打牌，家里也因抽烟而弄得乌烟瘴气。我的手机来了短消息，是老婆发来的，说是半小时 后和我见面。我吃惊不小，想不到老婆提早回来了。我连忙抱歉地把朋友全撵回了家，把满地烟灰的地板拖了一遍 ，并把家里的窗户全打开。我可不能在家里留下蛛丝马迹，要不然老婆知道我在家里打牌肯定有我受 的。

　　当我把家里整理干净后，半个小时的时间也过去了，可老婆还没出现在我的面前。我想，老婆该不会在骗我吧 。就在这时，我的手机短消息又响了，又是老婆的，短消息说：“老公，想我了吧，我现在在网吧，快上网和我视 频聊天。”


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Old 19-07-2007, 04:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. fUnny man.
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Old 19-07-2007, 09:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol,the hubby thought the wife will come home -.-"

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Old 19-07-2007, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha...wife want to meet him at 网吧. funny.


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think his wife idea is to make him clean the house ba... haha...

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I think I have the tendency of being such a husband.....lol :biggrin4:
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