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1. 一個可以談條件、一個不可以。

2. 恐怖份子明確地告訴你他們要什麼，女人總是要你猜她們要什麼。

3. 恐怖份子會跟你談判，而你不能跟女人談判。

4. 恐怖份子會殺害人質，但是女人不會這樣做，她們只會綁架人質一輩子。

5. 遇到恐怖份子，你只有死路一條。遇到女人，你會活在十八層地獄。 生不如死

6. 恐怖份子用別人來談條件，女人用自己來談條件。

7. 跟恐怖份子談判，贖金可能越談越少。跟女人談判，要花的錢可能越談越多。(沒有籌碼的話還是少 談為妙 )

8. 談判中你可能可以找一堆人和警察來抓恐怖份子，可是通常女人會找一堆人和警察來找你麻煩。

9. 女人把褲襪戴在腳上，恐怖份子把褲襪套在頭上。

10. 男人敢退去女人腳上的褲襪，卻不敢退去恐怖份子頭上的褲襪。

11. 恐怖份子不一定是女人，但女人一定是恐怖份子~~毆~^^

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uyen

lol,good one :biggrin4:

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lols...........

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11. 恐怖份子不一定是女人，但女人一定是恐怖份子~~毆~^^

haha..this is the ultimate statement...:biggrin4: :biggrin4:

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tesoon

haha...very interesting.

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hahahaha, so similiar :mellow3:

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haha so cute comparison