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Old 13-12-2007, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 十二星座美女看欧洲杯

白羊座

“这前锋怎么搞的啊,这个球都进不去!”“怎么踢了半天,还是0比0,无聊!” “一大堆人围着球门瞎转悠了半天,就是不起脚,急死啦!” 最后的结果:白羊MM转台去看NBA了--“看人家进球速度多快!”

  
金牛座

“HoHo~偶也来看球赛,哦?那个穿黑衣服的好笨哦,半天都碰不到球,教练啊,快让他下去--呃,对不起对不起,偶不知道他是裁判。” “噢也!进球啦!乌拉!偶最爱你们啦!--呃,Sorry,偶不知道是乌龙球。” 半分钟后,该房间的球迷一致决定--把这个倒胃口的家伙驱逐出境!金牛妹妹一脸委屈--“偶不就是喜欢杨晨吗?值得那么大气吗?”

  
双子座

“看!欧文!知道不罗,欧文跟她老婆是青梅竹马,她老婆还未婚妈妈哩!” “噢,别看劳尔那么深情地吻戒指,其实他跟他老婆都有外遇!” “我最讨厌菲戈了,因为他好大牌的仗着国家队老大就排挤那个什么德科,听说人家小男生都差点哭了 !” 90分钟球赛,该房间共知道十三名球员已结婚,其中五名有外遇,在剩下的9名球员中,有六人已有亲密女友, 其中三人女友为演艺明星,至于比分--SORRY,早被策晕了!

  
巨蟹座

“小贝!啊—小贝怎么被人当马骑!,你!那个穿红衣服的,竟敢欺负偶们家小贝!不想活了!裁判! 吹得好!” “哭了,不要哭不要哭,可怜的孩子,乖~下次再来,继续努力,好可怜哦~” 最后结果:全房间球迷鸡皮疙瘩掉了一地,都裹上了棉被。

  
狮子座

“笨啊!肯定点球啦!那个后卫把前锋在禁区放倒了啦!” “你眼睛看不到啊!越位了啦!” “角球角球,喏,那么明显出底线了!” 最后结果:狮子座MM开始举行女生球迷扫盲第二课堂

  
处女座

“啧啧,那个10号在草地上滚来滚去,白球衣都成黑的了,谁给他洗啊。” “齐达内是踢得不错啦,可惜秃头,鲁尼也还可爱,只是太胖,范尼长得五官端正,只是脸长,皮耶罗眉清目秀的 ,只是太矮,小贝勉强过得去,只是发型太难看!” 处女座是在全体热爱帅哥的看球MM目光下自动离场--“欧洲杯那个东东也挺难看的!”

  
天秤座

“英格兰的队服超级漂亮,要穿上一件,再配牛仔裤,HoHo~宇宙超级美少女!” “恩~意大利也不错,不知道有没有紧身女装,想想就兴奋~” “葡萄牙女球迷的国旗服装8错,回去研究一下,自己设计一件另类的” 最后结果:在天秤座MM的坚持下,终于心满意足地拿到本场比赛录象作为服装搭配原始资料回家好好学习,天天 向上。

  
天蝎座

比赛结束,蝎子MM及房间所有人喜欢的队伍惨遭淘汰,所有人都悲痛万分突然,蝎子妹妹仰天大笑三声:“哈! 哈!哈!”所有人惊恐不已,以为该位MM已悲痛到神经错乱地步 只见蝎子MM目露凶光:“虽然我们输了,但我们今天让对方吃了五张黄牌,踢伤两人,更重要的是,他们下场会 遇见卫冕冠军,他们会死得很惨!哈!哈!” 所有人不寒而栗,汗| | | | |

  
射手座

“JACK吗?好好,今天十一点,球迷吧见,记得带鸡蛋,对对,踢得不好直接砸。” “Jenny吗?Jack说今晚去看球,对,老地方,然后再去广场看第二场,不见不散。” “猪头,记得买两箱啤酒,什么?!我付钱!昨天明明我买的!你小子赖帐!什么,我昨天喝得烂醉,还紧握住你 钱包不放,硬说是我的……” 又一个喝酒狂欢看球夜~

  
魔羯座

门上挂着牌子“工作中,请勿打扰” 当你感动地推门慰问时,摩羯座MM镇定地从电视机前转过身来--“最近我们与英国代理商有个合作,我想看看赢了球他们能不能让点步。” 你还能说什么呢?

  
水瓶座

“感情上,我支持意大利。” “理智上,我认为丹麦能出线。” “总而言之,我认为法国还是不错的。” “归根结底,我还是比较喜欢英格兰。” 全房间MM都用一脸崇拜看着水瓶座MM,了不起哎!好懂啊!怪不得,我们都听不懂~

  
双鱼座

“啊--啊--,小贝,小贝连笑起来都那么性感!” “巴拉克巴拉克我爱你,就象老鼠爱大米!”
“啊,太帅拉!托蒂身材好好啊!啊--要进球啦!” 最后双鱼MM是因为体力不支,嗓子嘶哑,光荣晕倒,还有梦中呓语--“好帅,好帅……”


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Old 13-12-2007, 09:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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“啧啧,那个10号在草地上滚来滚去,白球衣都成黑的了,谁给他洗啊。” “齐达内是踢得不错啦,可惜秃头,鲁尼也还可爱,只是太胖,范尼长得五官端正,只是脸长,皮耶罗 眉清目秀的 ,只是太矮,小贝勉强过得去,只是发型太难看!” 处女座是在全体热爱帅哥的看球MM目光下自动离场--“欧洲杯那个东东也挺难看的!”


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“啧啧,那个10号在草地上滚来滚去,白球衣都成黑的了,谁给他洗啊。” “齐达内是踢得不错啦,可惜秃头,鲁尼也还可爱,只是太胖,范尼长得五官端正,只是脸长,皮耶罗 眉清目秀的,只是太矮,小贝勉强过得去,只是发型太难看!” 处女座是在全体热爱帅哥的看球MM目光下自动离场--“欧洲杯那个东东也挺难看的!”

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“笨啊!肯定点球啦!那个后卫把前锋在禁区放倒了啦!” “你眼睛看不到啊!越位了啦!” “角球角球,喏,那么明显出底线了!” 最后结果:狮子座MM开始举行女生球迷扫盲第二课堂


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“HoHo~偶也来看球赛,哦?那个穿黑衣服的好笨哦,半天都碰不到球,教练啊,快让他下去--呃,对不起对不起,偶不知道他是裁判。” “噢也!进球啦!乌拉!偶最爱你们啦!--呃,Sorry,偶不知道是乌龙球。” 半分钟后,该房间的球迷一致决定--把这个倒胃口的家伙驱逐出境!金牛妹妹一脸委屈--“偶不就是喜欢杨晨吗?值得那么大气吗?”


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“这前锋怎么搞的啊,这个球都进不去!”“怎么踢了半天,还是0比0,无聊!” “一大堆人围着球门瞎转悠了半天,就是不起脚,急死啦!” 最后的结果:白羊MM转台去看NBA了--“看人家进球速度多快!”


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“JACK吗?好好,今天十一点,球迷吧见,记得带鸡蛋,对对,踢得不好直接砸。” “Jenny吗?Jack说今晚去看球,对,老地方,然后再去广场看第二场,不见不散。” “猪头,记得买两箱啤酒,什么?!我付钱!昨天明明我买的!你小子赖帐!什么,我昨天喝得烂醉, 还紧握住你 钱包不放,硬说是我的……” 又一个喝酒狂欢看球夜~
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比赛结束,蝎子MM及房间所有人喜欢的队伍惨遭淘汰,所有人都悲痛万分突然,蝎子妹妹仰天大笑 三声:“哈! 哈!哈!”所有人惊恐不已,以为该位MM已悲痛到神经错乱地步 只见蝎子MM目露凶光:“虽然我们输了,但我们今天让对方吃了五张黄牌,踢伤两人,更重要的是 ,他们下场会 遇见卫冕冠军,他们会死得很惨!哈!哈!” 所有人不寒而栗,汗| | | | |
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“HoHo~偶也来看球赛,哦?那个穿黑衣服的好笨哦,半天都碰不到球,教练啊,快让他下去--呃,对不起对不起,偶不知道他是裁判。” “噢也!进球啦!乌拉!偶最爱你们啦!--呃,Sorry,偶不知道是乌龙球。” 半分钟后,该房间的球迷一致决定--把这个倒胃口的家伙驱逐出境!金牛妹妹一脸委屈--“偶不就是喜欢杨晨吗?值得那么大气吗?”

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