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Old 10-11-2007, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 十二星座在天堂怎樣氣倒上帝

水瓶座:

親愛的上帝,我覺得咱們是不是可以把天堂搬到月亮上去,每次偷看嫦娥姊姊都好累哦!

玉帝云:(暈!搬家費你出好了!)


雙魚座:

嗚嗚嗚嗚~我的主啊!剛來的那些人的故事好感人啊,讓他們回去好不好啊!嗚嗚嗚嗚~

玉帝云 :(照你這玩法!那我們遲早不倒閉?)


白羊座:

耶哥,我覺得地獄裡那管事的太白目了,要不要派咱大天使跟他PK一下。

耶和華鬱悶云(你以為是玩“暗黑”呐!)


金牛座:

上帝大人,我們把天堂開放做旅遊區好了,這麼美麗的風景只有我們看太浪費了吧!

玉帝云:(是不是風景區收費大家可以分红利呢?你準備幾時開?)


雙子座:

MY GOD!我看下面的又出了一款香水,很是不错,不如我們也出產香水吧,名字我都想好了,叫“天堂”怎麼樣? 。

玉帝云:(你打算怎麼賣啊!)


巨蟹座:

哦,我最親愛的上帝,剛才我跟我祖母的祖母的曾祖母的祖母聊天,她說我跟您原來還有點姻親關係呢,真高興啊 。

玉帝云:(拜託0.0 我們的人種都不一样樣...)


獅子座:

我說上帝啊,我覺得咱們天堂是不是改改制,你都做了這麼多年領導了是不是也該推薦一下别人做了,比如我熱情 英明勇敢的獅子!

玉帝云: (那!先問我人間的信徒答不答應啊!做夢!)


處女座:

尊敬的耶和華,我在天堂考察了一段時間,發現天堂的衛生真的不错,連我都挑不出問題但是我從來沒見過天使們 清洗他們的翅膀,天氣熱了會有味道的。

耶和華云:(暈,我回頭跟大天使說說吧~!汗)


天秤座:

哦,我親愛的上帝,我實在覺得本人的外型和交際能力比天使們更適合到下面讓眾信徒瞻仰,希望您能考慮換一下 ,我會更好的宣揚天堂的完美本色。

上帝云:(你是不是認為你比我更帥啊~)


天蠍座:

上帝,我申請去地獄掌管事物,天堂裡有很多天使把我想的很壞,很是妒忌我。地獄裡有我很多粉絲正聯名邀請我 去呢。

上帝顫抖云:(你不知道,其實我也把你想的很複雜啊。批准就是了!!)


射手座:

耶SIR,我想去考察一下佛界和清真界,聽說那裡好多地方都很好玩,請批我2000000萬年 的長假好嗎?

上帝云 (暈,這麼長的時間,怕你想回來都找不到地方了~!)


魔羯座:

耶總經理,我想跟你報告一下天堂的工作報告,這一年進入入天堂的人數没以前高的,我建議全體天使加班给他們 做思想工作。

耶和華曰(好!以後你當我助理好了~!)

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尊敬的耶和華,我在天堂考察了一段時間,發現天堂的衛生真的不错,連我都挑不出問題但是我從來 沒見過天使們 清洗他們的翅膀,天氣熱了會有味道的。

耶和華云:(暈,我回頭跟大天使說說吧~!汗)


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Old 10-11-2007, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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尊敬的耶和華,我在天堂考察了一段時間,發現天堂的衛生真的不错,連我都挑不出問題但是我從來 沒見過天使們 清洗他們的翅膀,天氣熱了會有味道的。

耶和華云:(暈,我回頭跟大天使說說吧~!汗)


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耶總經理,我想跟你報告一下天堂的工作報告,這一年進入入天堂的人數没以前高的,我建議全體天 使加班给他們 做思想工作。

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哦,我親愛的上帝,我實在覺得本人的外型和交際能力比天使們更適合到下面讓眾信徒瞻仰,希望您 能考慮換一下 ,我會更好的宣揚天堂的完美本色。

上帝云:(你是不是認為你比我更帥啊~)


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我說上帝啊,我覺得咱們天堂是不是改改制,你都做了這麼多年領導了是不是也該推薦一下别人做了 ,比如我熱情 英明勇敢的獅子!

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玉帝云:(暈!搬家費你出好了!)


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尊敬的耶和華,我在天堂考察了一段時間,發現天堂的衛生真的不错,連我都挑不出問題但是我從來 沒見過天使們 清洗他們的翅膀,天氣熱了會有味道的。

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耶SIR,我想去考察一下佛界和清真界,聽說那裡好多地方都很好玩,請批我2000000萬年 的長假好嗎?

上帝云 (暈,這麼長的時間,怕你想回來都找不到地方了~!)


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