moody moo

白羊座

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： " 穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内
裤哦！ "
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说： " 今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ "
妈妈生气地说： " 不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！ "
羊羊骄傲地说： " 可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他 就看不到
我的小内裤了！ "
（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）


金牛座

卖瓜小贩： " 快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ "
饥渴的牛牛： " 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！ "
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）


双子座

妈妈叫双双起床： " 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！ "
双双说： " 公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！ "
（自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）


巨蟹座

公车上，蟹蟹说： " 今晚我要和妈妈睡！ "
妈妈问道： " 你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ "
蟹蟹不假思索： " 嗯！ "
妈妈又问： " 那你媳妇怎么办？ "
蟹蟹想了半天，说： " 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！ "
妈妈： " ！＠＃＄％＾＆＊（ ……-"
再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！
（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）


狮子座

狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问： " 我们为什么要吃这种像屁
股的寿包？ "
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说： " 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！ "
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）


处女座

处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。
爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说： " 婴儿离开母体之后，医
生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 "
处处： " 那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？ "
（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）


天秤座

父亲对天天说： " 今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师
说一下就行了。 "
天天却回答： " 爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！
"
（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）


天蝎座
蝎蝎刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： " 好吧，你不出去我出
去！ "
边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说： " 哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可
！ "
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）


射手座

射射： " 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？ "
爸爸： " 因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。 "
射射： …… （疑惑中）
射射： " 那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？ "
爸爸：！＠＃＄％＾＆＊（ ……
（喜欢思考的射手）


摩羯座

一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。
妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说： " 下雨了，快往前跑阿！ "
羯羯慢条斯理地问： " 那前面就不下雨喽！？ "
（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）


水瓶座

瓶瓶问妈妈： " 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？ "
妈妈说： " 因为 ' 先人 ' 是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说： " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？ "
（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）


双鱼座

爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。
听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问： " 哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家 的吧" :biggrin4:

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ชั่วฟ้าดินสลาย จะไม่รักใครสักคน
I always miss you and my heart is calling for you. "Until the end of the world", I would not love anyone but you.

KaLeen

金牛座

卖瓜小贩： " 快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ "
饥渴的牛牛： " 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！ "
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）


no leh,i nt like tat one

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moody moo

Maybe nxt time u be like that leh :biggrin4: anyway just for laugh :biggrin4:

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ชั่วฟ้าดินสลาย จะไม่รักใครสักคน
I always miss you and my heart is calling for you. "Until the end of the world", I would not love anyone but you.

chow_sw

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BasTaI2d

I'm virgo....hmmm, quite true la, I'm curious in the sense that I like to know a little of everything about everything

silencedreamer

水瓶座

瓶瓶问妈妈： " 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？ "
妈妈说： " 因为 ' 先人 ' 是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说： " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？ "
（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）

wah make me sound so dumb lehz.. haha..

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uyen

这个很幽默。:biggrin4:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

genzo2106

hee hee..i am indeed sometime like that..:biggrin4:

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

My articles at HELIUM:mellow3:

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tesoon

haha..interesting.

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