uyen

紧张


躺在手术台上的患者, 看到手术前的各种准备, 心里觉得非常不安, 就说,

"大夫, 对不起, 这是我初次动手术, 所以非常紧张."


大夫拍拍他的肩膀, 安慰道, "我也是一样."

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小姐太太


医生：布朗太太，我要告诉你一个好消息。


布朗：好消息？那太好了！但是您应该说“布朗小姐”，不是“布朗太太”。


医生：布朗小姐，我要告诉你一个坏消息。


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医生的幽默


一位医生回乡过年，村里的对他说：“正好！村里杀猪的出门了，凑阋彩遣俚兜模蝗缒憔桶镒虐阎砀绷恕！ 币缴愕阃罚砀Ы顺浚缴桓鋈嗽诶锩婷碜拧?/p>
一个小时过去了，没动静；三小时过去了，还没动静；五小时过去了，一头活猪从里面哼嗤哼嗤出来了。咦？村人 奇怪了，只见医生从里面出来告诉村民：“放心，我已经里里外外检查过了，它没啥毛病，所以又给重新缝上了。 ”
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最拿手的


医生为汤姆作了长时间检查，仍未能查出他患的是什么病。


汤姆皱着眉头：“你们医院的水平就这么差劲呀？”


医生没生气，只是意味深长地说：“这样吧，你回去洗一次热水澡，然后在室外走动两个小时，但一定不要穿衣服 。”


“这样就能治我的病吗？”


“不。不过，这样你准能染上肺炎，而我们对肺炎从诊断到治疗都是最拿手的。”

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触电


今年暑假...

我到医院实习....

发生了一件很夸张的事....


我们学校有间教学医院....

医院外头正在修马路...

所以坑坑洞洞的...


都是砂子跟石头....

某天.....

路人甲行经此地....

砂子跑到鞋鞋里面了....

所以...就站在路旁的电火条旁边....

(电火条谓之...电线杆...)

右手扶著电火条....

一边斗脚.....

试图将脚脚里的砂子抖出来...

抖的抖著...

後头来了郭路人乙.....

路人乙以为路人甲触电了...

就急忙捡起路边的一只大棒子...

要救路人甲....

於是将棒子用力的往甲的右手...

狠狠的敲下企....

就降子....

甲因为右手骨折....

送到我们医院来急救....

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

sgelite

ha ha ha nice one....

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uyen

谢谢支持 :biggrin4:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

YOURLOVER

o.O LOL!

genzo2106

:biggrin4: keke..nice jokes there...

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

My articles at HELIUM:mellow3:

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chow_sw

not bad

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hahahah nice jokes!

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