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Old 15-01-2007, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 前台小姐的超暴笑八级英语

前台小姐的超暴笑八级英语
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑 的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”

老外:“Hi.”


前台小姐:“You have what thing?”


老外:“Can you speak english?”


前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”


老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”


前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”


老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”


前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”


老外:“I want to speak to your head.”


前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!
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Old 15-01-2007, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ermm ehh ahh dun underrstand~

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Old 16-01-2007, 01:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Looks like any other broken English conversation to me =\

皆さん、こんにちは。僕はチンカイです。どうぞよろしくお願いします。


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Old 16-01-2007, 09:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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just a broken english i guess


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Old 16-01-2007, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dun make any sense...

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Old 16-01-2007, 11:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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huh?
don't understand also..
but the topic really suits the content ..
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Old 16-01-2007, 11:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol.. poor ang moh... i guess he must be very fed-up...


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Old 16-01-2007, 04:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ya lor.. poor angmoh...
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Old 28-01-2007, 02:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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if i am the angmoh i will


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Old 16-02-2007, 10:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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don't get it, and i can't really read chinese =\
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Old 16-02-2007, 11:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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don't get it, and i can't really read chinese =\
from what I THINK is counter girl's hilarious 8th grade english


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Old 16-02-2007, 11:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i cant seem to understand.
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Old 16-02-2007, 11:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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guess it's more of broken eng & ang mo reaction lah.
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Old 17-02-2007, 02:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that's a joke?


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