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Old 09-07-2007, 09:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 不要和女人做的事

1.不要與女人輸賭──
輸了給她你沒面子,贏了她你亦都沒面子。因為她們慣了輸了不認帳。


2.不要與女人鬥酒──
喝酒的酒,因為女人喝醉了的樣子並不可愛,你喝醉了在她眼中更不可愛。

3.不要向女人傾吐以往的情史──
因為你和她沒有發展,可能會到處說你的舊情史,如果你和她有發展,你以往說過的舊情史就會成為以後威脅你的 把柄。

4.不要送錢給女人──
錢會使好女人變壞,壞女人變得更壞,一旦給了就永無止境。

5.不要送生日禮物給女人──
因為從此之後,她希望每一次都收到你的禮物,而且一次希望比一次的名貴。
一旦希望落空,女人就聯想到你一定是不愛我,送那麼cheap的東西。

6.不要和女人議論其他女人──
當你讚美其他女人的時候,她不會高興!當你說其他女人不是時,如果她會同病相憐,反駁你,男人不是吃力不討 好嗎?

7.不要和女人說其他男人──
女人一生都在研究男人,你和她議論其他男人,她會說:「不是這樣的,我認識男人多過你。」

8.不要和女人辯論──
因為女人從來都不說道理……。

9.不要誘惑你鍾意的女人──
因為女人是經不起誘惑,更加不應誘惑你不鍾意的女人,因為你會惹禍上身!

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Old 09-07-2007, 09:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: 不要和女人做的事

kinda true >.>

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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Old 09-07-2007, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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like tt means might as well dnt get involved with a gal liao..hahaha

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