RedParis

1、我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我：你们两个要去哪里？
　　

　　2、一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：
　　he !你的一只手还在车上呢！
　　

　　3、昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，
　　才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊？？
　　

　　4、午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”
　　我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！
　　是不是这样的？说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。
　　

　　5、办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小f，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼
　　电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼
　　门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟，我也要进来......

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分手要狠 比相戀勇敢 給掌摑就當 打散不安熱吻
分手要狠 講分手不需要等 等等都不會合襯　卻會忍不到熱吻

KaLeen

to scare ppl de....

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RedParis

But lame mah... Anyway, thanks for reading.

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分手要狠 比相戀勇敢 給掌摑就當 打散不安熱吻
分手要狠 講分手不需要等 等等都不會合襯　卻會忍不到熱吻

zhudage

haha.. quite ok la.. not realli lame..

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genzo2106

the last one sure socunds scary....:freakedout:

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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burgerboi

lol this is not explosively funny
but i keep smiling when i read thru
lol~

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