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16-10-2006, 07:35 PM
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" 
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16-10-2006, 08:14 PM
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umm.. ok ok lah.. find it amusing | |
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16-10-2006, 10:29 PM
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| | Ice Princess
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Another good joke.. lol!!!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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16-10-2006, 10:38 PM
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Not very funny. I feel that what you work as, you will think of sex after marriage.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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16-10-2006, 10:53 PM
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hahaha. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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16-10-2006, 11:07 PM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park
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i dun understand leh~~:mellow3:
too many technical term liao la~~ B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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16-10-2006, 11:56 PM
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haha.. not many find it funny bahs.. cos no realistic To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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17-10-2006, 09:44 AM
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here the people mind too pure le..so cannto catch this..wahaha
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17-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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.....really unfunny | |
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17-10-2006, 08:31 PM
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no leh... think at other way i still catch no ball~ hahaha
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BabY.. Let's To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. for our :love4:
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26-04-2007, 07:08 PM
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nice joke lols.
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30-04-2007, 01:15 AM
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i dun get the lawer part... | |
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30-04-2007, 03:56 PM
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hmm hahas ' ģuāřđīāή Aήģέl fřŏzέή přīήcέāĽέx ' Lv`Sa 爱本来就该独一无二 我开始后悔,也开始心碎 If willing to be my friend add me in msn or friendster @ | |
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30-04-2007, 04:13 PM
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lol... later talk to her about laws.... | |
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30-04-2007, 11:14 PM
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| | Yen
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the #10.. LOL. So Lame. | |
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01-05-2007, 12:10 PM
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wahaha, crappy one lol | |
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01-05-2007, 01:29 PM
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