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Old 20-10-2006, 09:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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80%的香港女仔

01. 有著同一個髮型 /
same hairstyle

02. 細胸 /
small breasts

03. 四眼
wear specs

04. 牙齒唔靚
ugly teeth

05. 唔剃"肋格底"毛同腳毛
neber shave armpit and leg hair

06. 貪錢
greedy for $$

07. 會為錢結婚
marry for $$

08. 物質主義
materialistic

09. 吊高自己來賣
act high and mighty

10. 關心約會自己的男人開什麼車, 有沒有物業和事業
care abt bf drive wat car, got wat assets and wat career

11. 肥
fat

12. 喜歡hello kitty
like hello kitty

13. 著平底鞋
wear flat shoes

14. 不塗香水
no put perfume

15. 一般憤怒的表情,以為自己係明星扮冷酷
like to act angry, think ownself is some star and act cool

16. 被問及牛扒要幾多成熟,會答"seven"而唔係"medium"
answer 'seven' instead of 'medium' when asked how well they wan their steak done

17. 用翻版名牌手袋
use fake branded goods

18. 沈迷偶像
idolise idols

19. 在床上像死魚
lousy in bed like dead fish

20. 塗腳甲油
put toe polish

21. 打喊露不掩口
yawn with mouth open

22. 咳嗽/打噴嚏不掩口
cough and sneeze without covering mouth

23. 扮cute
act cute

24. 說話聲線故作是一個12歲小朋友
talk in the voice of a 12 yo kid

25. 尖聲怪叫以引起身邊男士的注意
scream in strange sounds to attract male attention

26. 穿窄裙和窄褲子時透出內褲邊,其實應該穿t-back
wear tight jeans and skirts and show branded undies, shld wear t-back

27. 手袋,手提電話,車子裏,工作桌上有一大堆裝飾物
handbag, hand fone, car, and work desk filled with all kinds of ornaments

28. 瘋狂排隊換領麥當勞精品,或者,要求男友代為搶購
queue like mad for McD toys, or ask bf to queue

29. 不關心時事和國際大事
dun care current affairs and international events

30. 只喜歡看八卦雜誌
only like trash magazines and tabloids

31. 只喜歡看日本時裝雜誌
only like jap fashion mags

32. 在戲院裏講電話/討論戲裏的情節
talk on hand fone during movies, discuss movie plot

33. 喜歡聯群結黨去廁所
like to go toilet in a gang

34. 放假的活動只是去k,落d同打牌
holiday activities are karaoke, play mahjong & dunno wat D(??)

35. 從來不做運動
never exercise

36. 頻密地按電梯的關門掣
like to press elevator buttons repeatedly

37. 在icq裏和陌生人做朋友
make frens with strangers over icq

38. 額頭有暗瘡
forehead got pimple

39. 經常有面油
always oily face

40. 有腳臭
got foot odour

41. 扮日本妹
dress up like jap mei mei

42. 在男生面前故作害怕小昆蟲,但其實,自己在家裏玩甲由
act like frightened little bug in front of male, actually at home play with bugs

43. 喜歡追看電視連續劇
follow tv serials

44. 花很多小時化妝和set頭
spend too much time making up and set hair

45. 約會例遲
late for dates

46. 在公眾場所塗口紅
apply lipstick in public

47. 在街上一見到鏡就要去照一照
see mirror on the streets will go and vogue vogue

48. 穿粉色系扮小女孩,以為自己很young
wear pink colour, think ownself look young

49. 不嘗試新的食店...每次也去同一個餐館, 點同一樣菜式
dun like try new food places, always go same restaurant and order same dishes

50. 在室內:冷氣太凍
indoor say aircon too cold

51. 在戶外:太場太猛
outdoor say sun too bright

52. 比很多男人更污糟,家裏零亂又懶得去收拾
dirtier den most men, home is messy and dunno how to tidy

53. 不會做飯
dunno how to cook

54. 如果她和男性朋友出街,他們只是朋友;如果你和女性朋友出街,你說謊
she go out with guys they r juz fren, if u go out with gals u r lying

55. 在桌面上吐魚骨雞骨,並發出"pu pu"聲
spit fish and chicken bones on table, make "pu pu" sounds

56. 沒有深度
intellectually shallow

57. 深信各種誇大宣傳的減肥品,為這些產品大灑金錢
believe in slimming products and spend lots of $$ buying

58. 沒有個人風格的潮流奴隸
no individual style, slave to fashion trends

59. 化妝和衣著方面沒有創意
no creativity in dressing

60. 腳部沒有好好保養,但穿著涼鞋自暴其短
never take care of legs, yet still expose and show ppl

61. 害羞
shy

62. 任何場合也化妝,去玩war game也化妝
put makeup everywhere, play game also out makeup

63. 一面食野一面講野,別人可以看見口裏的食物渣,而且食物還會在裏噴出
eat and talk same time, ppl can see food in mouth, sometimes food also spill out

64. 貪discount和coupon的小便宜,買很多無謂的東西,"賺粒糖,輸間廠".
greedy for coupons and discounts, buy useless things

65. 家裏有很多雜物
lots of useless things at home

66. 瘦得皮包著骨還要去減肥
skinny liao still wan to go on diet
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