Kelis

While searchin thru his old stuffs, a man came across a lamp which he had nvr seen b4. Curious, he tried rubbin it & "poof!", out came a genie...

Genie: "Tell me 3 wishes & i shall grant them for u, so wad is ur wish?"

Atonished & being a panicky person, the man quickly tried to buy sometime to consider...

Man: "Give me sometime to think!" *panicky*

Genie: "Ok, no problem."

After sometime, the genie asked again...

Genie: "Wad is ur wish?"

Still hesitating, the man asked for sometime to make up his mind...

Man: "Give me more time to think!" *panicky*

Genie: "Ok, no problem."

Finally decided after a long time, the man told the genie proudly...

Man: "My 1st wish is..."

Genie: "Wait, tis is alr ur last wish."

Man: "How come?!"

Genie: "Ur 1st wish u wished 'Give me sometime to think', ur 2nd wish u wished 'Give me more time to think', & both hv been granted."

Man: "WTF?! o mind...! i wasted 2 wishes!!" *panicky again*

Genie: "So think wisely as tis is ur last wish, wad is ur wish?"

Man: "D@MN! Give me sometime to think!!"