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Old 11-12-2007, 10:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 到十二星座面前受虐


到白羊座面前受虐
  前提:连续7天,晚上偷偷把白羊单车的气放掉。
  后果:第8天晚上再到车棚里,突然发现学校黑名单里的人物全部出现了,正在挥刀弄棒的做热 身运动……
  到金牛座面前受虐
  前提:热情洋溢的向金牛推销一件新式性感泳衣。
  后果:你花了半天的时间,终于找到了天然化石和人类大脑的共同点,而最后他告诉你——他不 会游泳。

  到双子座面前受虐
  前提:最简单的方法!只需要对双子说:“能告诉我最近发生过什么新鲜事吗?”
  后果:放心,你今天保证哪里都去不成了,甚至还会被迫在他那里坐上一个通宵,以回报他热情洋溢的坦白~ ~~

  到巨蟹座面前受虐
  前提:自告奋勇的同巨蟹一同去菜场买几颗菜。
  后果:走遍了整个菜场,嘴皮都掉了一层后,你终于陪他离开了那里——向下一个菜场进军!

  到狮子座面前受虐
  前提:在人潮汹涌的闹市区,对着不远处的狮子大呼他的绰号。
  后果:轻则立即换来一声河东狮吼,重则是你往后再怎么对他吼他都爱理不哩了!

  到处女座面前受虐
  前提:特地在处女面前穿上你最得意的衣服,并得意的问他怎么样。
  后果:今天你死都不想出门了,今后弄不好都得戴面纱才肯见人。

  到天秤座面前受虐
  前提:在暴风雨来临前几分钟问天秤应该先关哪个房间的窗子。
  后果:恭喜恭喜,你家所有的老式玻璃窗终于找到更新的机会!

  到天蝎座面前受虐
  前提:当着天蝎的面,递给他的女友或男友一封情书,并附加一个大大的飞吻。
  后果:当日午夜,门外突然传来可怕的磨刀声或是电锯声(这绝对不是梦)……

  到射手座面前受虐
  前提:和兴致高昂的射手一起参加乡村一日游。
  后果:保证你们不是因他的好奇被一群恶狗追,就是因他的自信满满误食了毒蘑菇~~~~~~

  到摩羯座面前受虐
  前提:站在一条不宽但很长的臭水沟前,让对面的摩羯跨过来。
  后果:只需要一秒钟的路程,你却亲眼看着他沿着水沟从眼前渐渐消失,足足等了一小时后才渐渐出现在你身 边~~~~~~

  到水瓶座面前受虐
  前提:愚人节偷偷在水瓶背后贴一张字条。
  后果:以后的日子里,随时都要检查你的身后,无论春夏或秋冬、刮风还是下冰雹,直到你已经被贴过一次才 能

  到双鱼座面前受虐
  前提:故意告诉双鱼自己身体总是不舒服,询问他的感想。
  后果:还没等他推测完所有的可能性,你想去医院检查的决心已经一千头牛也拉不回来了,在他同情的眼光中 。

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