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Old 07-12-2006, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. From the moment I saw you, I wanted to be inside you, I love your smell, the way your tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm………

NEW SHOES!!!!!!

2. He came to me one night... explored my body... licked,sucked,swallowed & had his fill... wasn't satisfied he left...I was hurt.....

DAMN MOSQUITO!

3. I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creating a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up & down, can't wait till next time

I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH~

4. Last night i could not sleep.i wanted you warm against my skin.i wanted you on me.i wanted to feel you all over my body.. but i could not find u!

Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

5.Come here.Take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until you are totally satisfied

Lovingly yours,
TOILET


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