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In Heaven with Osama

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted

by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at

him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You

wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the balls and said,"This is why I

allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a

long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the

inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe

and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the

Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel

appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what

you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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