Re: Michael Owen joke Hmm, can use this thread to post all e jokes related to soccer.
I contribute 1 first,
The teacher asks the class in Manchester Primary School, "Who in here supports Manchester United?" All hands shoot up, all apart from little Timmy.
"Timmy, why do you not support Manchester United?"
"Well," Timmy says, "my parents support Manchester City so I support them too."
The teacher replies, "Well you don't have to follow in your parents' footsteps all the time, for example, if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer, what would that make you?"
Little Timmy replies, "A Manchster United fan!" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |