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SATAN'S BEATITUDES

If the devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go something like this:


Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians - they are my best workers.


Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked - I can use them.


Blessed are the touchy. With a bit of luck, they may stop going to church - they are my missionaries.


Blessed are the troublemakers - they shall be called my children.


Blessed are the complainers - I'm all ears to them.


Blessed are they who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes - for they get nothing out of his sermons.


Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church - for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.


Blessed are they who gossip - for they shall cause strife and divisions - that please me.


Blessed are they who are easily offended - for they will soon get angry and quit.


Blessed are they who do not give their offering to carry on God's work - for they are my helpers.


Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister - for he shall be with me forever.


Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself - I've got you.


-chain mail-

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"