 What words really mean...
*Boss-Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
*Criminal-A guy no different from the rest,except that he got caught.
*Doctor-A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
*Experience-The name men give to their mistake.
*Father-A banker provided by nature.
*Marriage-It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gains her master.
*Miser-A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
*Rumour-News that travel at the speed of sound.
*Tears-The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by female power.
*Worry-Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
*Yawn-The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
Last edited by HUIXIAN : 26-11-2006 at 01:52 PM.
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