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Old 29-07-2007, 04:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: 12星座医生暴笑语录

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  飘然走进手术室,对护士们说:“全体护士请注意,这就是受伤的患者,圆圆的并在流血的是脑 袋,还有大衣 里面正在流血的是肚子,你们可能看他和平时不一样,那是因为他被汽车撞过了”,护士们用力地点 头,一位护士 主动上去缝合伤口,瓶瓶对她微微一笑:“小红,你的中国结扎的真好”。病人喷出了最后一口血说 :“那是俺的 肠子!”

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