 Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest
My friends and I loved to tell Yo Momma jokes in secondary school. Here are others I remember:
Yo momma so blind, when she wore her glasses to look at a map, she saw people waving.
Yo momma so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo momma so ugly, they slam her face into cookie dough to make Gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so fat, when she won the lottery and jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, when she fell down on street 6, she got up at street 11. 
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