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RONALD REAGAN VIRUS v 1.0- It puts your hard drive to sleep. If detected, it claims it doesn't remember being there.

Ronald Reagan Virus v 2.0 - Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

ROSANNE BARR VIRUS - Plays the National Anthem at boot-up. Even worse with a sound card.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS v 1.0 - Runs for awhile, leaves the system, then re-appears, but with less effect.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS v 2.0 - Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS v 3.0 - After several years, the damage caused by this little virus is still unclear. It often displays impressive graphics which have little relevance to the users interests or needs.

SUPREME COURT VIRUS - It allows your system to abort files, with major
restrictions.

THE PRISON VIRUS - It locks up your system.

TIP O'NEIL VIRUS - It sits in the background, consuming bytes until it's too
fat to exit.

Tom Daschle virus - blocks your computer from doing anything right.

Uday (aka Odai) and Qusay (aka Qusai) viruses - Were mutations of the Saddam Hussein virus. Both of these viruses destroyed files, but the Uday virus also displayed pornographic images. Both of these viruses were completely eliminated by the spread of the George W. Bush virus.

Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.

WATERGATE VIRUS - Erases 18 minutes off your tape backup.

WILLIAM KENNEDY SMITH VIRUS - It strips your files, manipulates your data
and denies anything ever happened; and gets away with it