 13 funny advice for women
-Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
-What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
-If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
-Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
-Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
-Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
-Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
-Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
-Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
-If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
-The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
-If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
-Sadly, all men are created equal. | 
