 Hooker Finance
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said "well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
"Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked.
She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".
So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well how much do you have"?
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand".
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand"
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge,then what did you do?"
I loaned him $75!" she said. | 
