A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign
saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
free
sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly, he would get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this
time."
A week later, the sameguy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away,
the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't
really give away free sex."
His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged --- my wife won twice last week!!"  ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ I'm a fat ass, motivate me! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ | 
