A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner
and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom
and the young man leaves.
He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there
too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom, and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes
eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to make a
move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the
boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and
thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
"I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"  ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ I'm a fat ass, motivate me! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ | 
