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Old 25-03-2007, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default worst teacher ever met

true fact

he happen to be my discipline master
and being a discipline master it seems very hateful already
giving you detentions when you are late
always checking your hair, shirts tucked, skirt length
their life seems to be of boredom
and so, DOMINANCE is their fun game to play

I was in his lecture
he started out not bad ( i would say)

please note that it is not by sequence but by the degree of gross~ness

first gross case

(he talked about when he was young and they lived in a HDB flat right above the rubbish chute)
One day, my grandmother felt so irritated by the cockroaches in the flat, she decided to use the insecticide and sprayed the whole kitchen.
at least 50 cockroaches squirm out desperately for their lives
As a young boy, i got very excited over all these cockroaches

(they are the prey to the predator)
"do you know the satay sticks" he gloated
"i took the stick and started poking into the cockroaches"
making it like a whole stick full of cockroaches like the satay
then i on the fire and roast them to my delight


second gross case
(the school used to have this male dog and everyday the dog would have it desires to have sex)
He did the action of the dog having sex
(not discretely)
i cannot imagine that it is visible to my eyes
my my... what a teacher....
followed by screams of people in the lecture hall (as expected)


my own teacher later explained to us that he is evoking our thoughts on the composition itself, and from the reaction we have, it seems to be effective.
however, as a DM i cannot comply to such acts

my friend commented that "wait till the principle sees that"
Another said "what if the principal himself is aware?" (shocked!!!)
well... to whether the principal knows, it is still a mystery because he is quite a conservative, so i'm still hoping that the principal would sit in the lecture the next time the DM is lecturing

third gross case (hopefully the last)
he said that the students are mostly interest in the topic-SEX
and so there was the dog copulating section (second gross case)
on top of that, he is aware that the students smooch on streets,
and instead of letting their legs walk, they let their fingers do the walking


well...i wouldn't deny that his rich expression of language

then he talk about his love and sexual desires with his wife

(the article we were going through was on animals)
and so... he went on saying the he like to explore new sexual techniques, and find more ways to make it more exciting
but these are only confined to the bedroom
for the fact that we are human being and not animals


this is truly ironic
on one hand he say that they are suppose to be confined to the bedroom
and yet (you know....) it is all explanatory that he is not narrowing that space

this adds on to another mystery
How does the wife look like?
How does he treat his wife?
Is his wife equally _____?
queries........... (?!-.-)

I forgot to mention that one of the guys in the lecture room was totally gross out and shouted BULLSHIT and left

the school, of course, would not tolerate his behavior and thus he have to apologise to the DM

schools....................... (#-.-)/
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