 daddy to daughter?
Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it
Daddy.'
'And what happened honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?'
No, this is 486-5713.....
Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!
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