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Default Miss Universe Pageant

One of the main reasons why in recent years the
Malaysian Government has always ensured that their
Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level
education or higher was because of the following
incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant
and
the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss
Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical
appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter
"L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name
me an animal starting
with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that
starts with "L"
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me
a fruit starting with
the
letter "L" Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and
says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge
consulted
the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided
that
since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with
the letter "L", they decided to give her another
chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human
anatomy starting with the
letter "L" Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU


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